Please was originally published in Canada and the U.S. in 2002 to rave reviews. It's getting harder to find now, especially in Europe and Asia, so I've decided to make it available for free here under a Creative Commons licence. The copyright is still protected, but you're allowed to download it and distribute it for non-commercial purposes.

If you like the book and you're interested in supporting me as a writer, you can still buy the book through online retailers or you can just toss a donation my way:

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You can download Please as a PDF file here or as a text file here.

Or you can read Please in individual episodes:

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I Couldn't Live Like That
 
Could I Afford You?
 
This Isn't What I Wanted
 
Please
 
What Happened to Our Baby?
 
Jesus Cured My Herpes
 
Where We Live
 
It's Not My Responsiblity
 
Happily Ever After, I Guess
 
Are You Sure You Don't Want to Kill Him?
 
He'll Live Forever
 
Hell Believes in You
 
How Long Does This Sort of Thing Usually Take?
 
Still
 
It Doesn't Get Any Better
 
There's Nothing Wrong With Me