Please was originally published in Canada and the U.S. in 2002 to rave reviews. It's getting harder to find now, especially in Europe and Asia, so I've decided to make it available for free here under a Creative Commons licence. The copyright is still protected, but you're allowed to download it and distribute it for non-commercial purposes.

If you like the book and you're interested in supporting me as a writer, you can still buy the book through online retailers or you can just toss a donation my way:

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You can download Please as a PDF file here or as a text file here.

Here are the individual episodes in classic mode (black text on white background:

 

I Couldn't Live Like That
     
Could I Afford You?
     
This Isn't What I Wanted
     
Please
     
What Happened to Our Baby?
     
Jesus Cured My Herpes
     
Where We Live
     
It's Not My Responsiblity
     
Happily Ever After, I Guess
     
Are You Sure You Don't Want to Kill Him?
     
He'll Live Forever
     
Hell Believes in You
     
How Long Does This Sort of Thing Usually Take?
     
Still
     
It Doesn't Get Any Better
     
There's Nothing Wrong With Me