shrapnel

With a Nine Inch Nails soundtrack.

Made in China.

Mission: Paris Hilton.

Geeks everywhere desert the Rebel Alliance and sign up for the Imperial Forces.

If you want to check out a very welcome new trend in science fiction fandom (assuming you’re a huge geek), then Google the word “Femtroopers.” This is perhaps the most celebratory development for horny Star Wars fans since Princess Leia became Jabba the Hutt’s barge ho. . . .
Whether this becomes a huge trend or not, Femtroopers suddenly make it a lot easier to defend people who dress up like Star Wars characters. Either way, this definitely gets a few more people to attend WonderCon next year.

Sure, you can read Ebert’s reviews of movies online. Or you can read Emerson’s reviews of movies’ opening shots. What every newspaper blog should be like.