I’ve started a rewards program as a way of thanking all my readers who keep giving me money for the crazy things I dream up instead of calling the authorities about me. Send me your email address for the chance to win prizes such as postcard shorts, comics, and stories, as well as the opportunity to be the first one asked for bail money or organ donations. I’ll probably send out the odd message about works in progress and appearances and such, but I promise not to bombard your inbox with “ZOMG! I just traded foreign rights to Antarctica for a penguin!” messages or to sell your address to spammers. Unless the price is right, of course.

Goodies given out so far:

• Free postcards
• PDFs of my new, unpublished short story, “We Continue to Pray for Someone to Hear Our Prayers”